var quotes = new Array();

var lastQuoteIndex;

quotes.push("You can\'t conceive, my child, nor can I or anyone,<br/>the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God.");
quotes.push("Strange it is that men should admit the validity of the arguments for free expression, but object to their being taken to an extreme; not seeing that unless the reasons are good for an extreme case, they aren\'t good in any case.");
quotes.push("Man, when perfected, is the best of animals,<br/>but when separated from law and justice,<br/>he is the worst of all.");
quotes.push("I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.");
quotes.push("Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little bit to test that it\'s a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.");
quotes.push("The man in black fled across the desert,<br/>and the gunslinger followed.");
quotes.push("If you will it, it is no dream.");
quotes.push("Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, as I trust shall never be put out.");
quotes.push("High though his titles, proud his name,<br/>Boundless his wealth as wish can claim;<br/>Despite those titles, power, and pelf,<br/>The wretch, concentred all in self,<br/>Living, shall forfeit fair renown,<br/>And, doubly dying, shall go down<br/>To the vile dust, from whence he sprung,<br/>Unwept, unhonour\'d, and unsung.");
quotes.push("See the TURTLE of enormous girth!<br/>On his shell he holds the earth.<br/>His thought is slow but always kind;<br/>He holds us all within his mind.<br/><br/>On his back all vows are made;<br/>He sees the truth but mayn't aid.<br/>He loves the land and loves the sea,<br/>And even loves a child like me.");
quotes.push("All things (e.g. a camel's journey through<br/>A needle's eye) are possible, it's true.<br/>But picture how the camel feels, squeezed out<br/>In one long bloody thread from tail to snout.");
quotes.push("One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you.<br/>I don't care what you think unless it is about me.<br/>It is now my duty to completely drain you.");
quotes.push("Two roads diverged in a wood, and I&mdash;<br/>I took the one less traveled by,<br/>And that has made all the difference.");
quotes.push("i like my body when it is with your<br/>body.  It is so quite a new thing.<br/>Muscles better and nerves more.");
quotes.push("Though the mills of God grind slowly,<br/>Yet they grind extremely small;<br/>Though with patience He stands waiting,<br/>With exactness grinds He all.");
quotes.push("Dress deftly your flesh in stupid stuffs,<br/>phrase the immense weapon of your hair.<br/>Understanding why his eye laughs,<br/>i will bring you every year<br/><br/>something which is worth the whole,<br/>an inch of nothing for your soul.");
quotes.push("All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.");
quotes.push("Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn\'t. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.");


function randomQuote()
{
	var newIndex = lastQuoteIndex;
	while (newIndex == lastQuoteIndex)
		newIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * Math.pow(10, Math.floor(Math.LOG10E * Math.log(quotes.length)) + 1)) % quotes.length;
	return quotes[lastQuoteIndex = newIndex];
}


function nextQuote()
{
	lastQuoteIndex = (lastQuoteIndex + 1) % quotes.length;
	return quotes[lastQuoteIndex];
}